
Friday, October 10, 2008
The Rat Pack

Thursday, October 9, 2008
Funny Thought
Texas Stadium Here We Come

Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Should I Or Shouldn't I
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Mommy The Helper
Monday, October 6, 2008
My Sanity Slipping Away
Thursday, October 2, 2008
And People Think I'm Weird

Wednesday, October 1, 2008
My Love/Hate Relationship With Sonic
Like the title says, I have a love/hate relationship with the Sonic restaurant chain. I know fast food is not the best thing in world for you, but I love my Sonic. They have a wonderful chicken salad and any kind of drink you can think of. Not to mention eating fries smothered in Velveeta like cheese is heavenly. But here is my problem, the are ALWAYS either missing something or getting my order wrong. I've had many problems with them forgetting my forks, dressing, straws, among other things or messing up the order by giving me tater tots instead of fries which is par for a fast food restaurant but it's the fact that half the time I ask for something they are out of it that makes me absolutely crazy. They've been out of fries, salad, smoothies, popcorn chicken and once I even waited in line for 20 minutes for two ice creams. When they finally got to me they said sorry for the wait that the had to go across the street to buy some milk for the ice cream machine. Maybe I'm just being picky for someone eating fast food but they make me crazy and if I didn't love the food I would never go back. Once again feel free to post your restaurant complaints here, it's therapeutic.
Update: Wanted Man
I've called on Officer Franc to take over the case of the wanted man. He tells me "Not only does this jacket look good but it helps me be all that I can be". To which I replied "Isn't that the army's slogan?". And he answered "And the airport security guards".
Anyway, Officer Franc has uncovered a few more facts about our suspect.
He is a talented piano player who uses his music to put his victims to sleep.
He enjoys eating hamburgers without meat inside.
He has been known to carry around a women's purse as a laptop bag.
He's terrified of moths and crickets.
He once worked at Hot Dog On A Stick, or at least wore a shirt that might make you think he did.
He is known do dance and sing to his favorite musicals.
He's had about 1,000 kidney stones. (We think it's a world record)
His favorite show is Little House On The Prairie.
And finally, he once tried to blow up his mother-in-laws kitchen with a highly explosive bomb.

Here is a drawing of what this man may look like today. (Pretty much the same, I'm starting to think he's kind of handsome)
Once again we ask that if you have any information, let us know.